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One of the funniest things I've ever read is... The 213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.

Once upon a time, there was apparently a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in Bosnia. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. Recently his site was resurrected and updated, pay him a visit.

The Asylum

Welcome to the mad-house. There are plenty of crazy things going on in the world today. So here is where you'll find, what's going on, what I think about it (sometimes) and things to help you escape it, like jokes, riddles, one-liners, lists, and misfortune cookies.

Know a good joke or riddle? A ridiculously funny pick-up line? Send it to me and you might find it here.

You know that I mentioned lists, and you might be wondering what I'm talking about, you know all those "You might be a _______ if..." jokes? That's what I mean by lists. I know, we're all tired of them by now, but like a car wreck, you just can't look away, so you'll find them here;

Lists

You Might Be A Pagan If...
You Know You're a Witch If...
Circle Etiquette
Top 13 Reasons to be a Pagan...
Top Ten Ways to Piss of a Pagan
Top Ten Witchy Come Backs to any Religious Activist Encounters
Ten Reasons Not to Worship The Devil

Jokes, Riddles and One Liners

Misfortune Cookies
What did you have to do?

Crazy Articles

As I find them, I'll post them here.

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